September 3, 2006

Wake Up, Little Susie!

Wake up, little Susie, wake up!

Guess what, Sus. We want out of Iraq. Like soon. Our guys and women are doing a terrific job, they always have, always will, but looks like you and your cabinet have been letting them down bigtime all over the place. Don’t get me started. Oops, too late. I already am. You’re lucky I’m not raggin’ about New Orleans right about now.

Wake up, little Susie, wake up!

No, actually, not like soon, like now. Look around you. Do we care about You staying straight on Your personal Heavenly-inspired course when Our kids are dying because you don’t have sense enough back down when You’ve made a mistake?

We’ve both been sound asleep, wake up, little Susie, and weep

We’re all waking up and weeping.

The movie’s over, it’s four o’clock, and we’re in trouble deep

Yeah, it is too late, isn’t it, Sus, to get out of this. And for this, we’re all grounded.

Wake up little Susie, wake up little Susie…

Well…whatta we gonna tell your mama

She won’t hear you, she’s as out of touch as you are.

Whatta we gonna tell your pa

How about, Pa, you were right and I was wrong so how the hell do I get out of this mess I let my idiot cabinet talk me into? Hunh, Pa, hunh hunh?

Whatta we gonna tell our friends when they say “Ooh-La-La”?

Oh, hey, I got it, let’s just rename our French Fries to Freedom Fries. Make a Big Statement. Yay us. Oh, wait. We just renamed ’em back to French Fries again, right? Well, couldn’t have been a very important statement, could it. Shucks.

Wake up little Susie, wake up little Susie!

Well, I told your mama that you’d be home by ten…

No, you told our country we had to Shock & Awe…

Well, Susie baby looks like we goofed again.

Yeah, they didn’t exactly shower us with flowers did they, after they got over their shock & awe. Hell no, they were too busy looting their own museums and destroying their own stuff, weren’t they, and NOW look what they’re doing, they’re killing EACH OTHER! Doesn’t ANY of this tell you something? Hello? Sus?

Wake up little Susie, wake up little Susie,

And to top all of this off, Iraqi’s own new leaders are upset with US now. We’re in debt, we’ve lost how many of our troops, everybody in the world’s mad at us, and THEY’RE upset?

We gotta go home.

Need I say more.
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Yanno (t/m Miss Snark) , some people ask me why, every once in a while, I blog on national or international events instead of sticking to nice, safe writing topics. Well, there are thousands upon thousands of author blogs on writing. Just, every once in a while I get fed up and want to speak up. So since this is still–although no guarantees–the USA, I thought I would. Speak up, that is.

I’ll try to do something safer next week. 😉 Unless I’m still ticked off, of course.

Love y’all, honest I do. Come back soon, ya hear me?
The Hotclue, wearing her camouflage battle helmet today.

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  1. Your latest entry was very, very funny!!! Still giggling!!! 🙂

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