June 18, 2006

I’m SO in LOVE with KINKY FRIEDMAN

Looks like Count Babbalallapaloozo is about to become a thing of the past. I saw Kinky on 60 Minutes tonight and I fell hopelessly, desperately (is there any other way?) in love.

But tell me, who would NOT love a man who:

Takes care of so many stray dogs who are just lookin’ for a home. Feeds them, doctors them, loves them all. I have three cats, but still.

Kinky, I’m yours. YoursYoursYoursYoursYours! The dogs got me. I LOVE animals.

He also said something else tonight that rocked my canoe bigtime. He said, on 60 Minutes, that he’s interested in telling the truth. Is THAT a great thing to hear from a man running for political office or WHAT? Truth is something I’m REALLY hooked on myself because I detest liars, mainly because they all assume you’re too stupid to know they’re lying. Always tell me the truth, no matter what, and you’ll find me eating out of your hand sure as God made little green apples and red ones, too, even the ones with worms. I don’t mind a few worms, just don’t ever lie to me.

He’s running for Governor of Texas. Now THAT takes balls, folks. Makes me almost want to move to Texas just so I can vote for him. Or better yet, run the Texas White House for him and plan all his parties and do a little redecorating in my spare time. I have it all worked out in my mind, right down to the new sunken living room with a huge brick fireplace.

Man, I can see that crackling, roaring fireplace now.

Specs available on request, Kinky.

He’s a published author of a lot of very popular books. THAT would get me if nothing else did, even if he didn’t have such a wild sense of humor. But he does. He DOES! He makes people laugh. How sexy is that!

Hey, Kinky, we could trade edits. Interested yet?

He hangs out with the most fabulous people in the universe. No, no, not anyone like Karl Rove or whatzhizname, the Vice Prez. I’m talkin’ WILLIE NELSON! I’m talkin’ KRIS KRISTOFFERSON! Whoa, baby! Imagine the midnight songfests around the campfire back behind the Texas White House! Hot dogs! Barbecued Beans! S’mores!

Bring it to me, Kinky!

Or, if you ask nice, I’ll bring it to you.

Well, I figure if Miss Snark can be hopelessly in love with George Clooney, I can be hopelessly in love with Kinky Friedman, right?

Signing off for now, having just blown the minds of everyone who checks in here to see what Hotclue’s up to this week.

Hotclue’s up to no good. I guarantee it.

Hugs till later this week, y’all. (See, I’m already practing my Texas accent.)

Hotclue Herself

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  1. Poor Count B. How is he suppose to compete with a Texas drawl and a man who loves animals? Er, excuse me Missy, but don\’t you and Beth have another novel to start? I guess commuting from Texas is a shorter hop than Europe. I think you\’ll get bored with Kinky. There\’s only so much barbeque, shotguns, and beer you can take. Do you drink beer, Hotclue? I don\’t think they go for European beer in Texas. Sorry I missed 60 Minutes.

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  2. Well, Kinky has an accent too!

    I do have another novel to start, in fact it’s already started, but I’m taking time right now to do some rewrites on SCOUTMASTER.

    I actually don’t like beer at all, I never have, but I figure the Kinkster and I can work around that. 😉

    See, I have it all worked out. Brilliant, ain’t I!

    Hugs, Hotclue

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  3. I actually like Kinky but if you are looking for honesty, that\’s not exactly Kinky\’s strongest suit.

    Unfortunately, after Kinky went around telling people that he voted for Gore in 2000, someone looked up Kinky\’s voting records and he didn\’t vote for Gore as he\’d been telling people:

    Friedman said he didn\’t vote on the same-sex marriage ban proposal last November because, while he supports gay marriage, he knew the measure would pass overwhelmingly.

    I really like Kinky for his advocacy of biodiesel and for proposing to make it illegal to declaw cats, but you can\’t get too excited about his honesty.

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  4. Hi there, Carol 4 Names 3 Positions,

    If you look VERY carefully, you’ll see I didn’t SAY I believe everything he says, or even any of it for that matter. What woman in her right mind EVER believes everything ANY man says, eh? I just think he’s cute and I think he’s funny, and it doesn’t matter what the hell I think anyhow, because I Don’t Live In Texas!

    Hey, thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day!

    The Hotclue

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  5. Will do.

    I think Kinky is cute and funny as well. I haven’t decided whether I’ll vote for him or not. I certainly won’t be voting for Perry or Strayhorn so I’ll probably vote for Bell or Kinky depending on whether one or the other has a better chance of beating the lame dog we have in office now.

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  6. Ah, go ahead and give Kinky your vote, 4-3. (Is that okay, that I just gave you a new nickname?) Maybe you might wind up with a certifiable First Lady if enough people vote for him. Hey, I can be had. I’m high maintenance, but I can be had.

    Think of all the TV news clips and Saturday Night Live skits Kinky and I could cause/instigate, not to mention magazine coverage. People Magazine…the Enquirer… The Atlantic Monthly–oh, wait a minute, how’d that get in there–Time…Playboy…Newsweek…

    There just is no end to the possibilities for entertainment in Texas, is there. 😉

    Cheers, Hotclue

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